As you may know, I just endured an hour long flight back to my homeland of good ol' Yuba County (Why-You-Be-A County?...get it?!) Well besides getting to fly home with my good friend, Jerrica -
our moms coordinated- we found out another girl from Fourth North, Emily, would of courth be on the same flight as us!What luck!
But alas, there was a little bit of a down point when Emily realized her goldfish Pearl would starve over the Christmas holiday.
So she decided to try the impossible...
This is
How To Smuggle a Fish Onto a Plane (one-0-won):
The thing to remember here is you have a few options
(And that metal detectors don't detect liquids)
Option A: Zip-And-Slip.
- You will need a ziplock baggie, a fish, water, and cargo pants to slip this past security.
- Put the baggie full of the fish and water into one of your many pants pockets and hope you don't get patted down
Option B: Hide and Go Sneak.
- You will need All the above, minus the pants (they're an optional fashion choice), plus a tall hair do or wig.
- Cradle the fish in a comfy beehive hairdo or under your wig.
Option C: Lead with it, Rock with it.
- You will need all the above minus the hairstyle or wig (again, optional) plus a leash and sunglasses.
- Tie the leash to your fish and pretend she's a guide fish.
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When all these fail, this is how it REALLY works:
1. Fill a water bottle with 3 ounces of water, this only works if your fish is health conscious like Pearl.
2. Carry it with you up to the security checkpoint.
3. They will have you empty the water out and put water from their facility in it.
*Note* Your fish will be so scared they will dirty the new water.
4. Live happily ever after.
5. Till death due you part.Awww, look at Happy Little, Pearl!
I hope this helps you with any future trials you may face. Remember when you really want something, don't let anyone stop you from trying.Also what God has brought together, let no airport security guard bring asunder.
Stay Classy.
Love.
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ReplyDeletei dont get it...how do i smuggle the fish? will they let it on flight with me??...or?? please answer. i have a siberian fighting fish and this could prove to be valuable information.
ReplyDeletePS. I accidentally hit delete on that last comment. But it said the same thing...
As long as the fish itself is not illegal, you're probably fine. Little Pearl is enjoying her vacation in Redding, and will be flying back to Azusa too. :)
ReplyDeletemmmm...option B is a no go. When I went through security they checked my hair. No lie. They were like "ma'am we are going have to pull you aside and check your hair." *insert minority joke here*
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